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I used to have an Oh Mi Bod.  It was fantastic. I want another one, especially now that they’re wireless.

This is a vibe that VIBES along with your music. It’s classy looking and the motion is controlled by what you listen to and how loud. AMAZING.

The wired version plugs into anything with a 3.5 jack, bringing the meaning of skype sex to a whole new level.  Think about it, vibing off to your lover’s voice when they’re out of town? Yes please. I’ll take 12.

My OhMiBod lost its life at the hands of a jealous boyfriend. I sure want to replace it soon. I miss that little guy. I think my iPod does too…

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fetish stuff

As a sex blogger it’s pretty obvious I’ve explored or at least read about many fetishes out there and was delighted to find out there is an online community that serves these people in an open and honest way. Like to wear footie pj’s and shot gun beers while you fornicate with someone in a mascot suit? I’m sure there is a community for you.

What I don’t get though is all of the rules. I realize that fetishism is like a ritual and maybe it is the ritual that gets you off more than the sensation but be real now,  maybe someone is just curious about domination or bondage or threesomes or swinging or that whole cuckold thing. Maybe they just apply standard internet manners when joining these groups but they don’t know the ins and outs of furridom.

So many of these communities practice this whole elitist attitude about their space that it’s a turn off.  If someone is into the same things you are, why not embrace them and teach them the way you think they should “behave” while being part of your cyber corner instead of jumping all over them for not knowing the nuances?

People I’ve asked have pointed out the dangers of cops and what not and believe me I can see that but if you’re not doing anything illegal, what do you have to worry about? Last I checked it was totally legal to get your ass paddled by someone in a Nun’s habit if that’s what blows your load. As long as everyone involved is 18+ (here in the states) the law isn’t going to give a rats ass .

So why not embrace new commers (and cummers) in to these groups, grow your numbers, have more people to have sex with? Seems fairly simple to me…

 

xoxo

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hiatus is over

Sorry we’ve been sort of closed up for the holidays. We’ll be getting back to the sloppy sex and smut in a bit…

condoms

Let’s be real, no one likes condoms. But they’re good and good for you. Everyone should have some on hand at all times. I have one in my purse every time I leave the house because you just never know. Maybe you’ll need it. Maybe a friend will need it. Whatever.

Plus I was on hormonal birth control for a long time and I didn’t like what it did to me physically and mentally. Plus it is cost prohibitive for some people. But most people can get a hold of a condom.

Here are some of my personal favorites:

Trojan Fire & Ice:  We like this one as the Mister is a little bigger (a lot) than average but the condom is thin, and the duel action lube is a lot of fun for both of us. It takes a few seconds to realize that the condom has some kind of warming lube on it, but when it heats up, magic. One of the next best things to nothing.

Kimono: Kimono makes some of the best condoms I’ve ever used. Thin, usually tasteless and odor free, these come in a wide variety of sizes and styles.

One: These are kind of new and really the packaging is part of the appeal. They make each condom a mini work of art!

 

Foreign Policy 2 review

Vincenzo Piano’s “Foreign Policy 2″ at first glance looks like it’s going to be a sexy, maybe even high class porn. The packaging is very well done and the interracial angle was really appealing to me, since I like my ladies in all shapes and colors. However about five minutes into the first chapter, featuring Mika Tan, I wasn’t so sure.

Mika Tan

Her male co-star was so obviously not into the scene that I couldn’t watch it. Imagine my disappointment when I saw the same actor in the next scene. In fact most of the straight scenes were unbearable. The girls looked bored and the men looked uninterested or even in one case like they really had no clue what was going on.

The best out of all of the straight scenes featured Rachel Milan representing Italy. Rachel is very beautiful and easy to watch get naked. She was also very enthusiastic about giving and receiving oral sex, something some of the other scenes and ladies seemed to lack.

The lesbian scene featuring Priva was a little bit better. The ladies looked into it and the sex was believable but even still the movie’s horrible music was distracting. Bonus points in this scene though for Priva’s co-star and her many piercings and tattoos. If this is your thing, fast forward immediately to watch these lovely ladies and their toy box get down.

Priva (seriously the most safe for work photo I can find)

Another minus in this film’s column was earned by the horrible unsexy sets. Better amateur sets must be out there besides an inflatable mattress in a garage. My apartment is nicer than some of these “sets.” The appeal of porn is completely visual and depressing scenery doesn’t help with an over all lackluster product.

All and all I watched the majority of this film unaroused and in fast forward. I think it’d do in a desert island no other porn around situation but it definitely isn’t going to be a go to for my sessions…

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Exciting news

I got home from my vacation to find a stack of movies from Rancho Carne waiting for me. Stay tuned for some of my reviews of these adult dvd’s! The Mister has been helping me look at movies and let me tell you it’s been stimulating around here lately.

Meow darlings, more to come!

road trip fun

The other night The Mister and I were stuck in traffic on a long dark stretch of highway. It was in a word boring. To keep myself and The Mister, who was driving entertained I decided what the hell, and pulled my pants down and decided to masturbate.

While the Mister talked to me and told me all sorts of filthy fantasies he has, I got myself off several times.  It killed about an hour of the trip and kept the Mister awake and alert and relaxed me considerably. I was able to snooze off and on the rest of the way home and came away from this stunt with only a mildly sore wrist and a very sexy memory.

Needless to say when we got home, he had his turn at orgasm land and brought up what I had done while we were going at it. It’s apparently one of his favorite memories now and I’m glad that we feel comfortable enough in our sexual relationship to explore in this way.

 

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